Believe it or not the head of the Department of Homeland security is talking about pigs. You would think she would have more important things to worry about than the feelings of pigs because we call Swine Flu, Swine Flu. I guess it is making the pigs feel bad that they are being associated with this killer virus.
This in my opinion really shows the utter stupidity and downright silliness of our government. Just to make it clear I am not blaming Obama for this so all of his sycophants can calm down and relax at least until you get to paragraph six, then you have my permission to blow a cog and pound your noodle noggin against the wall in frustration that someone is attacking your Dear Leader.
Just so we don't offend anyone, or at least anyone that matters, maybe we should rename it "Whiteman Flu", or "Christian Flu", or "Republican Flu". Any of these names would ensure that even if one of these groups were offended by the name, it wouldn't matter because the press wouldn't say anything negative about it. We know the Democrats wouldn't say anything, but are praying, oops sorry they are not praying, they are sacrificing the unborn in the hopes that it is called the "Republican Flu".
Even if you could find a white man to complain as it is just a name, it wouldn't matter because white men are open fair game for anything and everything you cannot even think about with other groups.
If Christians complain, it wouldn't matter because who cares what a bunch of ignorant knuckle draggers think, and who in power would listen to them anyway. What they think and say is irrelevant to those now in control.
We know Republicans won't say anything because they are too afraid to challenge the double standard that exists between them and Democrats. Because they are so afraid of being attacked and labeled something negative by rabid liberals, they just tuck their tails between their legs and shuffle off to the next committee meeting , where the Democrats trick them into believing their input does matter by letting them into the room.
Personally, I would call it "Obama Flu". Why would I dare suggest that name? Well, if there was one thing I have learned over the last eight years, it's this. No matter what it is, no matter how small, and insignificant something might seem, if it is even the tiniest bit bad for anyone other than white men, Christians, or Republicans, it's the Presidents fault. To the Dems', if little Johnny got an F on his math test, George Bush without a doubt was to blame. So using this precedent, and all us pro-lifers know how much the Democrats love precedent, it must be Obama's fault. It just has to be, because after all, he is the President.
I know this makes me a racist, hatemongering, right wing nut job fanatic who is on the fast track to getting labeled a terrorists and being thrown in jail because I believe in the Constitution, but hey I just call them as I see them. My new motto is, "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead."
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